Dear Phil,
Hi! Just seeing how you’re doing.
Haven’t seen much of you lately.
Hope you’ve been cozy and warm.
Did you remember, today’s your day?
Everyone is waiting for you
to pop your head out for a minute.
I’d invite you to stay and frolic,
but I’ve had enough Winter.
On the other hand, though,
they say statistics don’t lie,
and your accuracy rate
is rather low at 37%.
So, come, play, stay a while.
Enjoy the day, sunny or not.
Happy Groundhog Day!
Sincerely,
Your Friend
Yes, I’m ready for Winter to end, but I’ll smile as the grandson sleds in my yard.
After alll the nice weather lately, I’m afraid Phil was right. Hate to admit it.